Rambo

I was going to review Rambo, but having read Harry’s review over on Ain’t It Cool, I think I’ll just reprint a couple of quotes and link across to it. I can’t express my feelings for this any better than he already has.

When Rambo gets started - he makes the nightmare monsters of horror films seem like the cuddly things you hang on a mobile above your baby’s crib. He’s not just death… he’s really bad death. He’s the closed casket version of death.”

Stallone is Lee Marvin, John Wayne and Clint Eastwood’s ID MONSTER.

Jesus will weep - and you will cheer!

I think they should use that last one on the poster!

Now, if that sounds like your idea of a good time, go and see Rambo. It’s the single most violent movie I have ever seen. There are gibs and gore a-plenty. It out splatters most splatter movies. As Harry says in his review, Stallone was obviously smoking the same stuff that Peckinpah used when he filmed the ending of the The Wild Bunch.

It’s a mesmerizing ballet of political incorrectness. More please.

Server Move

Is There Food has moved again. I’m now hosted by Webfaction, and first impressions are rather good.

More info coming soon, but this was just to say that any odd behaviour is likely the result of the move, and please let me know!

Also - if Gary or Nicola read this: you need to get in touch with me! Nameservers need a-changin’.

Featured Reviews…

…has gone offline for a bit. Having seen how other themes are doing their featured posts these days, my way is a bit crap, frankly. So I’m ditched it for now, and it’ll resurface when I a) start regularly writing reviews again, and b) change the theme. Which is still coming soon…ish…ly.

Bad Plugin

If you’ve seen lots of test posts show up in your feed, I apologise. Something went pear shaped during the server move, and one of my plugins started acting up. Every time I hit publish, I got an error.

I managed to track it back to the Wordbook plugin I had installed. My Facebook profile is now nicely spammed with test posts though. Grr.

I’ll contact the plugin author and see if he can help. For now, it’s bye bye Wordbook plugin.

Upcoming Film Schedule

I post these every now and then, and after a subtle prompt from my Dad I thought I’d post another.

Here’s what the planned viewing looks like for the rest of the year:

April

4th - Funny Games (Remake, might be good)

4th - Awake (Not a remake, might be crap)

11th - [REC] (Apparently excellent foreign peer to Cloverfield/Diary of the Dead)

18th - The Ruins (Good trailer, apparently good book)

May

2nd - Iron Man (One of my most wanted…don’t be crap….don’t be crap…)

9th - Doomsday (Not getting good reviews, but Neil Marshall hasn’t let me down yet)

16th - Speed Racer (Could be awful, but the trailer intrigues me)

22nd - Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull (It’s Indy FFS)

June

13th - The Happening (Shyamalan back on form?)

13th - The Incredible Hulk (HULK SMASH!)

27th - Wanted (Angelina looking yummy, and Mr Nightwatch directing…can’t wait…another most…er…Wanted)

July

2nd - Hancock (Good trailer, neat idea, and the wife will probably enjoy it…it’s Will Smith…)

4th - Kung Fu Panda (I really hope this isn’t a one joke film…)

18th - Wall-E (My soon-to-be three year old son’s first cinema excursion)

25th - The Dark Knight (Despite my son’s obsession with Batman, he’ll not be seeing this for a bit…but another most wanted)

August

8th - Mummy 3 (If I’m washing my hair or tidying my sock draw, I’ll happily skip this, but it might be good fun)

22nd - Hellboy 2 (Oh yes… potentially the best film of the summer)

29th - The Wackness (All The Boys Love Mandy Lane’s director teams up with Ben Kingsley…could be good)

September

19th - Tropic Thunder (Hilarious trailer…RDJ as a black guy…hopefully it’ll be as entertaining as its premise)

26th - Death Race (Really don’t know about this yet, but we’ll see)

October

3rd - RocknRolla (Can Guy Ritchtea make another decent film? We shall see…)

17th - Igor (Great concept, great cast)

31st - Quantum of Solace (Bond is back baby!)

November

1st - Saw V (Must. Watch. Saw. Four.)

21st Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince (After the previous outing was surprisingly excellent, this is a must see)

WebFaction Versus Media Temple

AKA Hosting Move Update #1 - Speed

It’s been almost a week since I moved this and all my other hosted sites from Media Temple to WebFaction. Given that there isn’t a massive amount of information out there on WebFaction (although there was enough to convince me to try them, thanks to Technorati!) I thought I’d do a short post on how things are looking on this side of the fence.

Host moves can often be a “grass is greener” type of affair. You like the look of a particular feature that your host doesn’t have, or their pricing seems better, or they offer a revolutionary scaling grid system that’ll make your site Digg proof, and you jump ship. I left A Small Orange to move to Media Temple (I seemed to have landed a slightly temperamental server at ASO, but friends have had no such problems with them) in order to host a big future project of mine.

I’m happy to say that, in this case, the grass is altogether greener and far more luscious than it was over t’other side. The main reason for my move was Media Temple’s apparent slowness with the sites I was hosting. These are all low traffic WordPress blogs, so nothing particularly adventurous or taxing, but when the mind boggling tedium induced by simply clicking on the “write” link in the WordPress dashboard became too much to bear I had to try something else.

I set up a WebFaction account for roughly $9.50. I’m in the UK, so I ended up paying VAT on top of whatever they charged, so a straight conversion won’t quite give you the total paid. I figured I could write that off if they ended up being slower than Media Temple and close the account after month 1. Or take advantage of their 60 day money back promise.

I copied one of my sites across, and loaded up the WordPress dashboard. Then, in another browser, on another monitor (yes, I have _two _monitors - how posh am I?), I loaded up the same site on Media Temple’s servers.

Now, admittedly this isn’t strictly speaking a fair test - there are a number of reasons beyond the host that could account for the difference in speed, but the WebFaction hosted site seemed so much quicker it was untrue. I was seeing ten second load times for the write post page, compared to three seconds on WebFaction. Maybe Media Temple was having a particularly bad night, but tests on subsequent nights confirmed a definite speed difference.

It’s worth noting at this stage that this was a totally unscientific test, and was simply a case of me clicking on two links in two different browsers and seeing which loaded quickest. However, there was enough in it to take things further.

Using the Pingdom’s Full Page Test tool I compared the speeds of the two sites. Despite the fact that an image from the WebFaction site was hosted on Media Temple, the former loaded almost twice as fast as the latter. I don’t have the figures to hand, but it was something like 3.2 seconds for WebFaction, and 5.9 for MediaTemple.

The next step was to move an actual “production” blog across, and see what happened. I migrated Andy’s Colonel Irrelevant and he agreed that the speed was significantly quicker. At this point I decided I’d go for it, and moved the lot. It was cheaper, it certainly _seemed _quicker, and all my tests so far - without getting too anal about the whole thing - seemed to support that.

Having moved everything, I can tell you that Is There Food is quicker, both inside the bowels of WordPress and loading the page itself. Ian’s Mine Was Taller has also moved, and he’s confirmed that the speed of the site has increased.

All my other sites have benefited from the move too. I’m still waiting for Gary and Nicola to sort themselves out…but that’s another story.

Even WebFaction’s installation of PHPMyAdmin is faster to load and more responsive to use.

Final word: I’m glad I moved. I’ve not closed my account with Media Temple yet because of Gary’s and Nicola’s sites. Annoyingly, I’ve just automatically paid for another month’s hosting, otherwise I’d have pulled the plug on them ;)

WebFaction beats Media Temple in every way but one. At least, from my side of the Atlantic. A future post will discuss WebFaction’s control panel which is a little unconventional if you’re used to CPanel, or indeed Media Temple’s own flavour of admin console. I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s more powerful, and actually easier to use, but more later.

What’s the one thing Media Temple has over WebFaction? Their Web 2.0 smugness and sheen. There’s no fancy front page, no “picked last in gym class?”, no cuddly looking icons in the control panel, and no promise of amazing new Digg- proof technology at WebFaction.

It’s possible that Media Temple’s Grid Service is as broken as many Google search results seem to suggest. Their upcoming Cluster Server might fix things, and if they learn from their mistakes there’s no reason it won’t be awesome, so I’ll keep an eye on that.

But when things are working as well as they appear to be at the moment, I’ll take workmanlike over trendy any day of the week.

WordPress 2.5 has arrived!

And it’s pretty awesome, in my humble opinion.

Earlier tonight, it was announced that WordPress 2.5 has finally been released, after what seems like an awfully long time. Automattic skipped the 2.4 release, and packed as much tasty php-powered goodness into this release as they could possible manage. Have a look at the post on the dev blog to see what I mean.

Is There Food, and all the blogs I host, have been updated to 2.5. As usual, if you come across anything weird, please let me know and I’ll try to fix it.

To weigh in on what I think of 2.5: I love it. I posted on the wp-testers mailing list the other day to say that, after a short period of adjustment, it’s really hard to go back to 2.3 (I’ve been using 2.5 in beta and RC form for weeks on other sites).

Is it niggle free? No. But then no release with changes this massive was ever going to be. Will things improve? Absolutely. There’ll be plugins or hacks to resolve the majority of complaints people have, and maybe 2.6 (or 2.5.1) will make some more alterations.

But for me, 2.5 is a massive leap in the right direction. I recommend you upgrade, or get someone who knows what they’re doing to do it for you ;)