I noticed a post on [Outpost Gallifrey](http://www.gallifreyone.com/cgi- bin/viewnews.cgi?id=EEyZlZuEAZYYgLBspX&tmpl=newsrss) regarding this snippet of Yahoo news.
I have no doubt that this is absolute nonsense, but think about it for a second. Jason Statham as Doctor Who… A swearier, cockerney Who, who could get all kung-fu on “Zee Daleks”. Presumably he’d have to shag his way through several companions per series too.
It’ll never happen. Thankfully.