A few of us went to see Doom the other night. In tribute to the films most entertaining sequence (a three minute first person sequence which plays like a cinematic ghost train) I’m going to post my impressions of it in a suitably gimmicky fashion:
Doom. Scientists. Carmack. Running. Monsters. Blood. Credits. Rock. Moody. Holiday. Cancelled. Guns. Troubled. Stargate. Vomit. Ear. Aliens. Corridors. Doom. Yawn. Yawn. Zombie. Yawn. Mutilation. Death. Resurrection. Pointless. Shooting. Zombies. Wounded. Death. Superhuman. FPS. Yay. Tedious. Wire-foo. Rock. Fight. Yawn. End.